for the record:

i have a bachelors degree in english and communications. i’ve had extensive classes in grammar. i’ve been published in literary magazines and written for newspapers. this being said: i am taking full liberty in developing and using whichever type of made up grammar i choose to create on a daily basis. face it kiddos, i’ve been out of school for sometime. call it ignorant, call it intelligent, or just call michaela. because she said i could do whatever i wanted to do with my very own blog ;)