dear jerk in the white truck,

i just wanted to thank you for not killing me today when you pulled out of your parking lot and avoided hitting me by a mere few inches. really. its what i am most grateful for today. also, i really appreciated your gesture of sticking your head out of the window, while blocking the entire road now, and calling me a f*cking bitch. its moments like this when i recognize just how classy humankind really is. its also moments like this when i realize that even in the few moments i feel miserable and bitter... i'm very proud of myself for not succumbing to a toddler tantrum and attempting to ruin another persons day. because obviously other people can't be that mature. EVEN WHEN THEY ARE THE ASSHOLE THAT DRIVES THEIR VEHICLE DIRECTLY ONTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING IN EITHER DIRECTION BEFORE PULLING OUT OF A DAMN PARKING LOT. so yeah white truck driver, i just wanted to thank you for making me realize how lucky i am to not be so miserable. i'm also very grateful that your ignorance and bad driving didn't kill me.

have a wonderful day. i hope all your dreams come true,
erin